- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Cripples are lame.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How old is victor? Half past dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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