What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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you will like this because i am black.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Women's rights

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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