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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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