jd and zach loves vigina

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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