- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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