- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

XD Jackass.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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