- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Massie is a fatass

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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