- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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