- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

why does the man appear fat he is

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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