- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What's white and black? Color blind.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

like if your cool

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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