- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

i hate non minorities!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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