- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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