- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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