saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Ross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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