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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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