- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Apple hates Blackberry.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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