- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

No

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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