How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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