- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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