- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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