One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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