- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's long and black The unemployment line

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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