What do you call a black man? Rob

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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