Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's better than a stick? A stone

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

quantum physics?

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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