A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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