- Anti Joke

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

time to spruce up!

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!