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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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