Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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