- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

it was all Tagart

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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