- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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