- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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