- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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