- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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