Sarah Palin.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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