- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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why dont they make black forks

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

My spelling is horrible

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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