Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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