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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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knock knock come in !

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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