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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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