how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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