The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

I'm homeless.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what are you mike bibby?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...