- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

someone called someone else a frog

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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