- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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