- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A baby seal walks into a club.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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