- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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