- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Dwarf Shortage

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Can anyone Lenin money?

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