Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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