Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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How you know when dislextic

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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