- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally