how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Donald Trump

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