- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

an emo girl walked into a white room

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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