- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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