- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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