- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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