- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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