A black man walks out of a police station

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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guess what what ...

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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