why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

why are balck people black because they are

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

He--Hey guys

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Anti Joke

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