- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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