- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

How you know when dislextic

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

I'm rick james bitch

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

deez nuts

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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