Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

roses are black violets are black i am blind

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A bar walks into a man

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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