- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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God is real.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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