Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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