- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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