A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

knock knock come in !

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