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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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