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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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