- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

read this sentence again.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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