Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Kyle grund parker coffey

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

guess what what ...

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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