Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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