a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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