- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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