- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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