- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What did the teacher do? He taught.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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