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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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