Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Knock, knock. Come in.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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