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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

being sober in a bar fight

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A man died.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

where's mom I killed her

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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