- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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