How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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