If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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