- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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