- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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