- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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