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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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