- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

A black man walks out of a police station

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Knock knock.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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