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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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