- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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