- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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