- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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