What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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