A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Balls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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