-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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