- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

kennah campion when she talks

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

the economy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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