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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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