Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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