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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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