- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Take part of what?

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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