- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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