- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

George W. Bush

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Penis chickens

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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