- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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