How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

A car walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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