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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

. . I am a whale

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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