So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Sarah Palin.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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read this sentence again.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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