What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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