Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

dat shoe shine tho

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

FUCK YOU

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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