- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

eoin burgin is fat

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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