- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

child labor

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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