- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

No your aunties a joke

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

womans rights...

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats 2+2? 4

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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