- Anti Joke

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted