A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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