- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what looks like a banana? a penis

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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