How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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knock knock go away

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Anti Joke

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