- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Women's rights

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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