- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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