If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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