- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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