What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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You having friends.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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