- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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