- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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