- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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