How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

I love pissing people off :P

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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