- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Pain Olympics.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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