- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

I have a really funny joke.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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