Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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