- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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