- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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