- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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