Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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time to spruce up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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