- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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