whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Anti Joke

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