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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

hi penis ham telephone

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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