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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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