- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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