- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

No your aunties a joke

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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