- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A hill billy went fishing

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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