- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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