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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.