How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Jesus Christ

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Yellow People !!

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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men's rights activists

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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