What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why do fat people commit suicide

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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