Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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