- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Dead girls can't say no.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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