What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the teacher do? He taught.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

I asked her where you were.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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