how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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good looking women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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