roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Nickelback

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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