a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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The child was fired from his job.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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