- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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