a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Rebecca Black's career.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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