- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

How old are you? 7

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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