Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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