What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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