- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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