- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Jimmy Saville

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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