A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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