- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

womens rights

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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