- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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