why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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