- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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men's rights activists

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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