- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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