- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Jesus Christ

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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