- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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