- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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