- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Drew Knowles is gay

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

123 f*ck off

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

knock knock? come in

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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