- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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