Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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you give like i give lomain

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Ross.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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