- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Roses are red, yup.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

This is not funny.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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