- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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