- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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