- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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