Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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women's rights.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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