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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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