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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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