- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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