life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Tilt your screen back .

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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David Cameron

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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