- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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