- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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