A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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