That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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