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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Apple hates Blackberry.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

woman's rights

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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