- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

My children are mistakes

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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