You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Your're racist.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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