How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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