- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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