- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Take part of what?

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Liverpool City Football Club

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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