- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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