"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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