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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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