What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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