- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Take part of what?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

dyslexics of the world untie!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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