An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How old is victor? Half past dead

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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