- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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