Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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