- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Get on the boat.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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