- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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