Im taking a shit right now.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Once, I went to Peru.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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