- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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