- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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