- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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