Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Anti Joke

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