Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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