Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

woman's rights

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Cripples are lame.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

outside your comfort zone

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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