Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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