- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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