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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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