- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

deez nuts

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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