- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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