Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Ross.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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