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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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