Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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