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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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