- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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