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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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