- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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