What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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