- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Cancer

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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